Humor Links 3.12.06

• Avian flu, chickens and roads (Daze of our lives, 2.23.06). Why did the chicken cross the road? Everyone's got an answer. Jack Nicholson, for example, says: "Because it (censored) wanted to. That's the (censored) reason."
• Best Unscripted Moment in a PR Podcast (Mutually Inclusive PR, 3.7.06). Not happily married together.
• one link to rule them all (tell ten friends, 3.8.06). When you've got the Almighty on your side, who needs a top ranking?
• I consider myself gifted (Consumer Tech & Entertainment, 3.10.06). After clicking on the post's link you'll see that it's a bird, it's a plane, it's Mighty Mouse Dan Leach!
• Title goes here (Accentuate the Positive, 3.10.06). Ike's blueprint for greatness (make sure to read the comments too). 
• My Friends Send Me Cooler Links Than Yours Do (Phil's Blogservations, 3.10.06). Ok, don't rub it in.
• How to tell people their blog posts aren't funny (Media Orchard, 3.12.06). Where will the "constipated Oscar face" appear first? Is New Millennium PR on the hit list?
• How To Kill Sales (Flying Aqua Badger, 3.12.06). Drugs and dogs.